constantinople

A city which is currently under the custody of Turkey (since it has been besieged by the Ottomans in the 1400's) but in fact belongs to Greece (Hellenic Republic).

Constaninople is erroneously called "Istanbul" by the Turks (at least, that's how they call it). It is the capital of the Eastern Orthodox Religion, since centuries ago.

Constantinople will soon be captured by Russia, and this will happen because of the big disputes between Europe and Turkey (thus Turkey will no more have control of it) and then it will once again be given to its original owner (the Hellenic Republic, or Greece).

After Constantinople is freed from the dirty dogs (turks)

1/3 of Turks will be converted to Christianity
1/3 will die in the big slaughter which is coming soon
1/3 will flee to Asia

by Megas Alexandros (Great Alexander) May 18, 2006

constantia

Small town in central New York. Twenty miles or so north of Syracuse. One road that leads to nowhere. Includes an elementary school, two gas stations, Dollar General, VFW, grocery store, and fish hatchery. Located on Oneida Lakes' North Shore.

Hey! We are in Constantia. Wait, where'd it go?

by brilla4724 May 15, 2008

upside-down constantine

A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.

WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.

"Casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that I decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. Man, I still can't think straight!"

by Eleni-Face January 4, 2008

Constantinople

Was Greek, is Greek, and will always be Greek.

Constantinople is the eternal Capital of Greece.

I'm going to Constantinople, to greek Constantinople that is.

by Sherman February 9, 2005

constabator

Someone who frequently masturbates.

Man I caught Mark masturbating in the middle of freaking class again! He's like a freaking constabator.

by bautry April 14, 2005

constance

she very kind and for some reason is in to anime usually she a bad ass gymnast if she plays sports dont get her way of her sempai she kind very supportive and sweet to sweet but yea she awesome and you would never want to get on her real bad side bc she will demolish you if your not her bff you've been warned she usallys has big boobs and a least a aceytable butt well yea for her age depends welle hoped i help p.s if you mess with her squad you wont live to see another day bitche

daymmmmmmmmm constance beat dat ass

by facts4real December 16, 2016

constapated

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

by ItsMeliSSa! November 12, 2007