Conservative Originality Disorder 

A disorder that plagues conservatives on the internet. Conservative Originality Disorder or COD occurs when conservatives steal a creative argument or term from people that disagrees with them and changes it around to uses against their critics. This most often results in ConservaFail. See cheap shot

For Example a original term like Conservative Hate Culture gets turned into Liberal Hate Culture by some butthurt conservative.

COD often comes along with ignorance toward their own hypocritical ways as well as a snobby attitude towards those who don't agree with them.

The Person that who copies this term is suffering from "Conservative Originality Disorder"

Conservative Originality Disorder by Persecute me at your own peril November 22, 2010

conservative pressure

A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.

Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.

conservative pressure by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005

conservative decision making 

A term used by management when they attempt to look good to the inspectors, bill collectors, media, and regulators as to why they will not attempt to follow previously set rules and regulations.

This term is often used when something is taken past normal limitations and specifications.

This decision often saves the company from short term expenses and explanations but in a longer time frame can cost several times more than the early simple fix would have.

Employee: Sir, there is no oil in the engine and the manual says to immediately shut down and fill with oil.
Manager: After looking at the problem, we have used our conservative decision making that the engine must still be ran for the time being until we have the funds and a good time to add oil.

2 days later.
Employee: Well sir, I told you there was no oil in the engine and due to our conservative decision making we decided to keep it running but it now will no longer operate until we buy a replacement engine.

conservative decision making by Workerbees February 14, 2012

conservative kid 

That one kid at your school that almost never talks. This individual watches "Ben Shapiro destroys liberals" type of videos on the daily, he would always start an argument with feminists. His behaviors is very much like that of an incel. He unironicly uses words like "libtard" and "cuck" and thinks anyone that's a liberal is a SJW. Someone expressing a thought that he considers slightly liberal will cause him to start an "argument" calling you one of the previously written words. The conservative kid also thinks using Pepe memes will "trigger the libs". Posts edgy and offensive memes and waits for someone to get offended just to call them a "triggered pussy". his taste in memes consist of bashing liberals and talking about how "fragile" they are, then proceed to make a tantrum when he gets in an argument with a liberal in the internet. Its common that the conservative kids favorite school subject is History and calls himself a "history geek". The conservative kid is, in other words, the right-wing version of a SJW.

person 1: Hey Son how was your first day of school?
person 2: Pretty entertaining, the conservative kid got in an argument with the classes feminists.

conservative kid by rixxard April 6, 2020

Conservative Libertarianism 

An Ideology that melds Libertarian and Conservative beliefs. This Ideology may also be called Right-Libertarianism or Libertarian Conservatism.

See also Conservative Libertarian

The Republican Liberty Caucus is an example of an organization the believes in Conservative Libertarianism.

Conservative Libertarianism by TheConservativeLibertarian November 16, 2010

Conservative twitter 

A social network for pedophiles.

Everyone switching to Parlor is moving to a “conservative Twitter” to openly discuss their pedophilia.

Conservative twitter by Ginormous76 November 11, 2020

Conservative Jones 

Noun.
A Conservative so ideologically obsessed with finding proof to support their goals that they become blind to the actual truth. Often rejecting any fact or truth deemed inconvenient to their political ideals causing them to look foolish to their peers and opposition.

Originating from comic This Modern World

It was clear to everyone that Paul was a Conservative Jones when he refused to except that Obama's birth certificate was real and insisted that the questionable blog he pulled up had proof that there was a conspiracy afoot

Conservative Jones by Libertatis December 19, 2014