convagulations

Used to express a great appreciation for ones triumphant deeds especially in regards to copulation

See also: congratulations, vagina

- I boned a Perfect 10 model last night.
- Convagulations!

by βĠ October 10, 2007

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety

Whoever you send this holy text you must block them effective immediately .

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety
(Block this person on all social media).

by j4cobi September 30, 2020

Dirty Conrad

Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"

"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"

"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"

by Bruceleeroy September 28, 2007

courage dot com

creating a personality completely unlike oneself in order to portray to others how "hardcore" you think you are

you're COURAGE DOT COM may impress you junior high classmates but i'm still not scared

if you're not careful your internet personality may infect your brain and spill out into real life and get you killed

by William Jones December 1, 2006

conrad

Short for conradical

bob: hey lyndon isnt your brothers name conrad
Lyndon: yeah
bob:dude thats an awesome name
Lyndon: yeah its short for conradical
bob: really!?!?
Lyndon: yeah
bob: dude thats awesome
Lyndon:*thinking* (thats not what it really means it would be pretty kick ass if it was though.)

by yellow35 April 26, 2008

conrad

to rip the piss out of someone for fun

'If all else fails, then it's time for a conrad'

by Guantanamo July 12, 2006

liquid courage

Something that makes a person who drinks beer/alchohol get couragous enough to talk some crazy ass cocky bullshit to someone when they dont have the balls to say it when their not drinking.

As soon as Lissa takes a sip of her first beer, the liquid courage starts to come out" "Bitch...put down that liquid courage and talk that shit to me when your not drinking.

by TnTbtweendasheets August 20, 2010