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Conflicted Swallow

When you gag slightly while drinking a liquid
Howard make me conflicted swallow when he told that racist joke, i ethier had to keep drinking or give up the ghost
by Dugger nugger March 2, 2022
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confucting

A word to express something that is both confusing and conflicting at the same time.
The idea that Earth IS Hell is a very confucting concept.
by Julius F. Tenpenny March 6, 2022
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Confurred

Is confurred a word because I just made it one.

Definition- it means you Are confused and can’t pronounce words
I’m a little con- conf- confu- confurred
by Confurred April 18, 2022
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Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”
Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend the exact same book to me on separate occasions.
by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022
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confujied

When a fujie person is confused while doing something
That fujie twitch streamer was confujied play that game today
by anonymous October 3, 2022
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confluted

When the tlacuilo has no fucking idea what’s going on!
This shits all confluted!
by Super Big-D November 15, 2022
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Confuckled

All the street names are really confuckled.
by KpStan83 May 14, 2023
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