Companionship

com·pan·ion·ship (km-pnyn-shp)

Women: Another term for a f**k buddy

Example: I'm only with him for companionship. he is not my boyfriend.

Also see "friends with benefits"

by eMnMe April 25, 2011

comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.

1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

compassionate conservative

The phrase used by George Bush during his campagin to show his more affectionate side. It's like a redneck shooting cans with a paintball gun rather than a rifle to be more affection. To get a better understanding read the story of the lions:

One day, one lion said to another "compassionate predator...i like it"

Compassionate conservative- Americans are hopeful that in Bush's second term, the compassionate side will kick in.

by Bubba207 September 29, 2005

compassionista

A person devoted to living compassionately and inspiring compassion in others.

Person #1:"Look at that lazy guy begging for money. I mean, get a job!"

Person #2: "They might be going through a tough time or something. Maybe they have a mental illness and their family doesn't know where they are."
Person #1:"Wow, thanks, compassionista! You just made me sound like a douche."
Person #2: (silence is golden)

by beacompassionista August 18, 2014

Communion It

When you're too lazy to get a glass of something so you drink right out of the bottle and proceed to wipe where your mouth was like they do with the wine at communion.

Guy 1: "Dude cmon why are you drinking right out of the apple juice?"
Guy 2: "Its alright I'll communion it"

by ImmediateAce January 24, 2015

Compassion Boner

The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.

She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.

by Slanglord9000 May 8, 2016

compassionless

A word to describe a person or people that greedy and selfish. They lack empathy for people in need or for people that have gone out of their way to provide the best care for these snobs.

Guy 1: See that guy over there in the restaurant. He is such a compassionless dick to the waitress. She went out of her way to make sure his order was right, refilled his drinks promptly, made sure the table was clean for him, double checked the order making sure all the specific requests for the food was done right, she was genuinely nice person, and he didn't even leave her a penny for a tip.
Guy 2: Yeah that guy is a fucking compassionless dick.

by superbipolar420 June 25, 2016