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Comedy Rocket 

A drawing of a penis school kids draw on the back of dirty vans and tables
Person A: “Oh that van is dirty

Person B: “And someone’s drawn a comedy rocket with their finger on it”

Comedy Accent 

A Comedy Accent is a certain voice you use during jokes.
Guy: "And then I was like" *starts talking like Skeletor* "Among us!"
Guy 2: "Bruh what was that voice"
Guy: "It's a Comedy Accent"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy: "It's just the type of voice I use when I'm telling jokes"
Guy 2: "Oh, cool"
Comedy Accent by PrestoAnimo June 3, 2021

Comedy gold 

When she bully’s George green and Jay leech wow jess your so comedy gold woah
Comedy gold by Jess swag vernon December 22, 2021

Comedy Goose 

A name given to someone whose personality has no real difference from that of a goose of comedy; if you were to write an autobiography, said person could easily be switched out for a comic-relief goose.
"Ryan is a comedy goose, all he does is squak and lay metaphorical eggs."

Comedy Garbage 

When a person says a joke that is so unfunny, it makes everyone in the room stop and stare in disappointment
Person A: “What does a baby computer call its father? Data!!”

Person B: “That was comedy garbage
Comedy Garbage by johnbartwell09 October 21, 2022

Comedy Guardian Warrior 

A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."