collapsed asshole

An asshole who is so into himself that no empathy can escape his douchemosphere

Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.

by SirJekyllStrike August 4, 2015

Collapsing Closet

When your homoerotic tendencies start to invade your made up straight life

His friends could see he was a collapsing closet by the way he was presenting himself publicly

by denab818 June 8, 2016

Collaborative Learning Family

A tight-knit group of learning homies. Founded in 2018, the group developed a close bond because they hated english and couldnt do any work by themselves.

Teacher: Ben, Finn, Sam, Arianne, Mia, and Tessa you have all copied each others work
All: nah miss, it was by the collaborative learning family
Teacher: All good squad

by beckamos September 23, 2018

Colla

A bolivian known for being noob at DotA and being a fervish believer of Evo Morales.

A: Lol that Anti-mage bought Blink Dagger
B: Yea, pretty sure he's a colla.

by Gaburias February 19, 2020

pajama collar

Technology workers of any economic class who work from the comfort of their homes and typically wear their pajamas while they do so.

Chris quit the blue collar job for a pajama collar job to spend more time with the family and make a living at the same time.

Pat quit the white collar job for a pajama collar job that pays better.

by ikdd January 19, 2010

Pubescence Collapse Disorder

A chronic issue where after you start to hit puberty, your body suddenly starts to conform back to the state of pre-puberty, and all gained puberty traits near instantly vanish in one swift sweep.

Similar to a voice crack, but for all of puberty's traits.

Guy: Dude, while I was in the middle of a voice crack, I suddenly experienced Pubescence Collapse Disorder; it felt so awkward.

Lax bro: Woah dude, that's so bro!

by The definder September 24, 2011

Blue Collar Poetry

The phrase refers to the inter-song banter of the lead singer of a band where he or she panders to the working class folk with lines such as:

"Who here has been beaten down by life and wants to throw it all away!"
"Fuck it all, lets get hammered!"
"That son of a bitch boss is gonna be pissed in the morning!"
"Trucks. AMIRIGHT?"
"Life is a cruel lie!"

Did you see Drunken Toddler last night? The lead singer's blue collar poetry was on point!

by TeamPlowMyField March 18, 2015