calendread

calendar + dread = the dread you feel when having to sync up on calendars with a friend(s) about a get-together . . . you want to see them but combing through your calendars for a mutually agreeable date feels like an overwhelming task.

I really want to see Liz, but figuring out her new work schedule's nights off is giving me calendread.

by BecBecSF May 14, 2023

Dump Clench

noun: The facial contraction that a person has when they are trying to squeeze out a turd.

verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.

My friend commented that my dump clench seemed rather intense and that perhaps I should eat some more fiber.

My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.

by MasterChiefsBalls February 25, 2011

Shart-clench

The act of tightening one's butt cheeks to impede the release of a shart.

Because of his successful shart-clench his pants remained stain-free.

by CosmicCareBear October 9, 2013

The Calen Empire

Created on June 14, 2016. The Calen empire is a fascist Minecraft government located in the coordinates of 0 0 to 100,000 100,000 on an old world created in the April of 2016. The Calen empire was formed from the remains of the Calen republic by Saxvar Nova (Cameron McLin) and multiple other figures. Needing its first emperor Saxvar Nova was made the leader of the nation following after it’s creation.

The Calen Empire Was only known by thousands as of 2020 but was a very controlling regime.

by plannedparenthoodbr January 1, 2021

Clencher Sentence

When a sentence in an essay is soo good that you end up clenching your ass cheeks together really hard because it is soo intense

Hey man, wheres Mr. Ruth? Well, he read a couple too many clencher sentences and currently he is in the hospital...

by Edox March 4, 2011

Khaki-Clench

1. To squeeze your butt-cheeks together so hard that you are forced onto your toes and your khakis become floods.

2. A popular dance move where one abruptly clenches his/her cheeks, shoots up on their toes, and lets out an MJ scream

Babe #1- "Wow things got pretty aggresive back there. Did you see Joey doing the Khaki-Clench?"
Babe #2- "Sure did. The old Khaki-Clench"

by RagDale February 27, 2011

Calendar

what you use to know the dates

Yay my calendar is so cool!!!!

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020