
by satanic anachist nija April 12, 2010

Who wants some cocka-cola???
by Correspondingly November 11, 2004

Vending machines that can be found in the desert; appearing as a mirage to be a coca-cola machine; much to the dismay of anybody who is lost and probably thirsty.
In family guy, Brian and Stewie were stranded in the desert when alas they saw a Coca-Cola vening maching; only to be disappointed when upon approaching it it turned out to be an RC Cola mahcine.
by a clever ud user October 7, 2009

A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.
by Snake August 31, 2005

Coca-cola with a K in it.
But seriously though, here's the definition:
A drink that 1. I thought was root beer (lmao) 2. is better than pepsi and 3. was LEGITEMATELY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. NO I'M NOT JOKING THIS WAS ACTUALLY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING THIS WAS FUCKING DICKING SHITTING MADE FROM SHITTING COCAINE
But seriously though, here's the definition:
A drink that 1. I thought was root beer (lmao) 2. is better than pepsi and 3. was LEGITEMATELY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. NO I'M NOT JOKING THIS WAS ACTUALLY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING THIS WAS FUCKING DICKING SHITTING MADE FROM SHITTING COCAINE
"we made 1980 Coka-cola"
(sound of a door being kicked down) "FBI OPEN UP"
(guy comes crashing down from roof)
(sound of a door being kicked down) "FBI OPEN UP"
(guy comes crashing down from roof)
by damnboihethic69 January 25, 2021

the best drink that ever existed and everyone on this planet should drink. everyone should drink coca cola because it is so great and the taste is so amazing. also don't forget to use code Raulxz when buying coca cola.
by Raulxz October 2, 2020
