Cohen

He Is a FINE ASS NIGGA KEEP HIM HE IS SO FUNNY,THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD SOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY AND CUTE

Omg I’m obsessed with Cohen!!!!

by Only Talk The Reals November 23, 2021

Cohen

A short, small dicked, man child that will flirt with you until you love him, but then once you try and tell him he'll say no and pretend like he's the main character until he feels bad. Cohen also loves The One Piece, Fortnite, Roblox and being retarded.

Reece: Man I wish I could date Cohen, but he's such a dick..

by ReeceSimp June 20, 2025

Pat Cohen

A chiller who can crush an entire tin of 6's in one rip like it's nothing

My Boy: yo beast sauce me a zyn
Me: Gotchu *hands unopened tin of menthol
My Boy: *puts all of them in at once
Me: Bro wtf are you doing you can't hang like that
My Boy: Watch *keeps them in for 20 minutes without shivering
Me: Holy fuck ur sick bro ur literally Pat Cohen

by AvalonLaxerPaceKingDBon December 15, 2024

Dirty Cohen

When you jizz up her nose and proceeded to ask her if she needs a tissue

Don: You won't believe what Sarah let me do last night.

Charles: Well what did you do?

Don: I gave her a Dirty Cohen.

by Wh0amI4 May 9, 2022

Cohen Hewitt

Cohen wow where do I begin I met this young man a couple years back and wow what a person he is. The moment we made eye contact I simply blushed and I felt such a conection looking at him in his eyes.... his olive skin tall frame and handsome face he's every girls dream including mine. I'll watched this handsome man grow from a small boy to a man and I crush on him silently. Cohen is very nonchalant and I went to one of his football games without him knowing. I watched him score a hat trick every goal zero celebration...how? was this just such a normal thing for him I can't believe someone so sexy handsome and well spoken was single?... is he gay private about his relationship it just seems impossible for such a person so atrrative to be single. every day I wish to call him mine.

Cohen Hewitt a extremely attractive person translated from Greek to English I think

by sillybillyxoxoxo March 24, 2025

cohen

cohen alger is a stupid fat incel who is always angry that he has no bitches and he is also a very big zoophile

Matt: yo is that cohen over there
Bryant: omg cohen is such a incel

by JONK the epic March 31, 2022

harrison cohen

An air vent when it raises like a cheeseburger in the morning rain.

I did not enjoy fixing Harrison cohen this morning when the sun was setting

by Wet mush February 10, 2022