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Crocodile hunter

a person that must rummage through untrimmed pubic hair (bush) to find their partner's genitals.
Hey baby you need to shave that bush because I ain't no crocodile hunter!
by blvdz October 16, 2008
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crocodile slide

the art of sitting on the toilet backwards after a big night out so your grog bog slides down the side so nobody can hear it
'i had to do a crocodile slide this morning'
by tara February 22, 2004
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crocodile

insincere or false when used adjectivally. From crocodile tears (=false sympathy).
by uttam maharjan November 16, 2010
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crocodile dung

taking crocodile poop and mixing it with a solution consisting of honey and sodium bicarbonate which is used like a tampon
by slippysloppyfuckers November 12, 2009
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Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.
Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."
by Jumbybird August 26, 2013
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crackodile

Someone who's crack is constantly showing. Unable to slide down railings as it will get caught in his/her crack.
Ashraf is a Crackodile
by MR ANGRY OCTOPUS December 28, 2015
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CROCODILE QUEAF

It was a day in the jungle and the explorers heard a crocodile queaf.
by TNYELLELR December 2, 2016
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