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clusterfuck

a situation in which things have been botched either repeatedly, or by numerous people
He started this clusterfuck, I'm just trying to save my ass.
by Anonymous April 11, 2003
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Clusterfucked

The state of being totally confused,at a loss for words. Like when in the presence of someone who you are so infactuated with you can't think str8.
-I was so clusterfucked when he spoke to me, I know I must have looked like an idiot.
by Serran December 28, 2005
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clusterfuckistan

Any place in the middle east that is constantly at war over stupid religous shit. The people in this place are ready to kill anyone who doesn't agree with them. They don't have a stable government because they are uncivilized barbarians. They hate Americans because we accept all races and religions (even though we have some racist groups, but who doesn't). They will never agree to stop attacking America and this is why we have heroes fighting them off to keep us safe at home (thank a soldier).
person A: why are we even at war in the first place? we should bring the troops home.

person B: even if we brought the troops home the people in clusterfuckistan wouldn't stop attacking us dumbass!!!
by Jed Sinsheimer January 11, 2010
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cluster frick

a cluster frick is a word that can be used to describe things or people in a group doing something stupid or dumb while also not cussing.
by just a meme February 4, 2019
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clusterfrack

euphemism for clusterfuck

as a verb: to mess something up, to fuck up.

as a noun: a fucked-up situation; a situation where everything seems to go wrong.
School today was a complete clusterfrack.

I clusterfracked everything I could today.
by ONGN October 26, 2019
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clusterfuckaluffuggus

Clusterfuckaluffuggus’s are unclarified moments of mental confusion, whether self-induced or by telepathic provocation.
He sat blank eyed and blushing with confusion-transforming-rage in a clusterfuckaluffuggus as the vultures scrapped the shredded meat in his dome.
by Treebonics July 6, 2018
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ClusterFucked

When You’re In A Box With Too Many Thoughts
I was sitting in the bathroom, ClusterFucked.
by McGregor McGee June 1, 2018
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