Grapes Clock

The programmer of the ClockCrew, Grapes helps work on the Clock Crew's website and was May's King of the Portal.

grapes is a pr0g master

by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004

Cuckoo clocking

The action of announcing the time and number of hours left in a work day at annoyingly short intervals.

"Seven thirty, eight and half more hours until quitting time."
"Stop Cuckoo clocking! Nobody cares how much longer we have to work today."

by Zarl June 23, 2009

cool clock, ahmed

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"

"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."

by snacky95 December 14, 2015

Fucking this chook

The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.

(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"

by your mate jones April 30, 2009

slut o'clock

Starting from the stroke of midnight, an hour from where a girl (or guy) can be as sexually promiscuous as they desire without judgement of their actions being cast

Girl: what time is it?

Guy1: *looking at watch* it's slut o'clock!

Girl: sweet, time to go get me schlongs o'plenty!

Guy2: woah, what a skank!

Guy1: hey, retract that comment kind sir! For if one had looked at their watch they would see that it is midnight and thus slut o'clock!

Guy2: I do apologise, go about your business fair maiden and good day to you sir!

by davhol June 10, 2012

fap o'clock

The time of night where a male cannot sleep until he masturbates. This time will last until he successfully masturbates.

"Man, I've been lying in bed for hours and still can't sleep, must be fap o'clock"

by Reptilious July 3, 2012

Sketch O' Clock

The time during the wee hours of the morning beginning at the first sign of light and ending as soon as the sun breaks the horizon. In relation to staying up all night, as this is the time in which most people realize they are looking sketchy and sleep deprived. Nothing fit for society comes from this time in circumstance. You have had your fun now go to bed.

"Thank God I got home before Sketch O' Clock, my neighbors might start judging me..."

"I went to this awesome party last week! We kept it raging way past Sketch O' Clock!"

by Hysterika Zahmer March 26, 2013