Choggle

Verb. Choking accidentally while performing felatio.

She went down on all his 12 inches but she choggled between breaths.

by Bopmeinthecoconut May 14, 2024

Cloggenheimer

Refers to defecating a large amount of feces in a public or private bathroom-in the fashion of the 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and whose main creator was J. Robert Oppenheimer-thereby effectively clogging or contributing to the cloggment of said bathroom. A Cloggenheimer may imply a retributive and deliberate message against a person or institution.

Damn Mike, you sure pulled a Cloggenheimer the other day in the office bathrooms.

I think i'm going to do a Cloggenheimer in the IRS bathrooms, gosh I hate those guys!

by Pochinkardo November 19, 2024

Cloggenmeister

Refers to an individual who has mastered with grace and stealth the art of the Cloggenheimer. Famous Cloggenmeisters include Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee and Britney Spears.

Damn, I think Jerry clogged the school bathroom for the sixth time this week, he sure is a Cloggenmeister!

by Pochinkardo November 22, 2024

Thread Clogger

A person who posts multiple links on Facebook and causes their friends' feed to be inundated with useless information.

She posts links to celebrity birthdays 10 times in a row every morning. I know, she's such a thread clogger.

by SublimeBabie April 16, 2011

Lane Clogger

a car that your behind thats going under the speed limit causing traffic.

-speed limits 50-
-2 cars ahead is going 40-

Zach: "THAT FRIGGEN LANE CLOGGERS CAUSING TRAFFIC!"
~cuts off~

by Xoiey August 30, 2011

Thought Clogged

Not being able to recall a specific piece of information due to too many other thoughts drifting in your head at a given time.

"Jesus man, I'm so thought clogged I can't even focus right now."

by Linguistic Artisan January 1, 2015

doofus clogger

A doofus clogger is someone who is both a doofus and or clogger. In other words, they are both hardheaded and mischievous. They cause annoyance in times where nothing was was wrong. It is not to be confused with with a tootle clogger, the non insulting form of doofus clogger.

You’re such a doofus clogger! Go clog some doofuses!

by EatingBaconbits August 25, 2018