Clitship

A relationship based on your partner's skills.

I'm having a Clitship with Leo over in marketing.

by MahatmaKJ October 2, 2022

Critism

The typo version of “criticism”.

“I offer constructive critism”
“Criticism**”

by thebesttoelicker January 7, 2023

Clitastrophy

A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.

Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.

Example 2:

Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.

OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!

by Headbomb March 21, 2004

Trippin clits

Highest level of tripping for females. Much like tripping ballz for Males

dude, April was on mushrooms last night, and she was trippin clits!

by TheArabKnight October 16, 2008

clitoscopy

when someone looks very close at a clit, as through a microscope

"looks like you're gonna need a clitoscopy susan, no question about it." or "yep, she's due for the old clitoscopy'

by vizcacha la July 1, 2006

Clitsack

When a girl has a stupidly long clit to the point that it sags like a ballsack. In some cases it may look like a penis. However, that is highly rare and almost never documented.

Tyler: Dude this girl i hooked up with said she wants to stick her clitsack in my butthole.

Mike: Dude that's hardcore. I guess she just wants to be one of the guys.

Tyler: Dude I hope she isn't.

by brohym1295 June 9, 2010

lipstick clitstick

a lipstick clitstick is a type of vibrater.. with the design that looks like a lipstick, it vibrates on a girls clit to give her sexual pleasure.

friend 1: did you hear alicia moanin' lastnight?

friend 2: yeah i heard shes got a lipstick clitstick from her ex

friend 1: what a whore!

by KissMeAllOver.x3 March 17, 2009