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Cleets

1. Shoes

2. Verb: Running, usually away from something.

3. Sports shoes, used in soccer
1. Yo, you done messed up my cleets!

2. Man i was cleets when i saw that rotweiler coming at me.

3. Cleets are required to participate in todays game.
by Lazarus Vector September 13, 2011
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Ceefer

By day, a basement dwelling cat. Ornery and grouchy, Ceefers prefer to sleep most of the day in a box labeled "summer clothes" instead of their bed.

When not receiving adequate petting or cuddles, Ceefers will deposit a small fecal mound upon the threshold of doors or on comforters.

Other ways of displaying resentment include sneezing mucous onto your face, or depositing vomit into the hood of your favorite christmas sweater.

Ceefers typically sleep on average, 23.5 hours of the day, the remainder of the time they can be found in their most natural habitat, the homo sapiens sapiens "bed" for cleaning, sleeping or rubbing their butts on the comforter.

Preferred activity of choice: cuddles, and headbutts.
"Awe man, Ceefer just barfed into my sweater"

"Thanks for pooing in my sleeping area Ceefies"
by catlady101 February 3, 2010
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Clefpek

The piece of hair that inevitably sticks out in photos.

definition found on Happy Meal Box in Early 1990's
Ugg, did you see these photos? I have major clefpek over my ears.
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cleeeetie

The Scottish for clit.
That girl has a wee cleeeetie, it's tiny!
by JP@wales December 24, 2013
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cleeky

usually when a group of wanna be "better" people get together for stupid things and close the circle and usually meet to cock block others at events, very typical in the city of Calgary
Cleeky Tammy and Raylenne are going to Earls to get served some fake food by fake waitresses.
by putout June 28, 2016
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Cleftism

(pronoun) A theoretical movement that combines facets of the left with vintage pictures of Californian weather girls cleavage
Hell, last night's of prime time Cleftism made a huge dent in my man sized tissues.
by Portable Chaoz November 16, 2016
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Cleepington

Adj. The urge to get super baked and fall asleep right after.
My man is straight cleepington
by Sorrenn January 20, 2017
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