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Cleveland Brown Steamer

The sexual act of defecating on your partner's upper lip to appear like the mustache of Cleveland brown from tv show family guy.

Once the brown caterpillar has slithered onto your partner's mustache area, look back at the and say "that's just nasty"
Joe "Dude, I totally gave Dylan's mom a Cleveland Brown Steamer last night."

Tyler "That's just nasty"
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southern cleveland eagle steamer 

Is when a creative man or woman produces a Southern Eagle while giving a Cleveland Steamer.
Tito Skug is known for his creative scatological performances, including the breathtaking Southern Cleveland Eagle Steamer.

Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer 

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.
Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.

Cleveland Streamer 

To titty fuck a girl while having a dirty butthole and leaving a brown streak similar to what you would find in your tighty whities.
After the carnival, I took her back to my place and left her with a Cleveland Streamer

Cleveland steamroom 

The result of taking a shit into a laundry drier and setting it on high heat.
Before I left that dumb bitch's house I turned her laundry room into a cleveland steam room!
Cleveland steamroom by Moose September 21, 2003

clevland steamroller

The act of using one's feces for use during sexual intercourse. More specifically, feces are spread on the female's chest, while the male spreads and pushes the feces up and down her chest and between her breasts with his penis
Hey check it out! Gary nailed the Clevland Steamroller on that chick!

Cleveland Steamroller 

When you doing a ho' doggystyle hard, you punch her in the head and knock her out cold. then you take a dump on her stomach/chest and sit on and then roll all over her body like a steamroller, covering herin feces. then you leave and hope you never see her agan.
There is no example i can give
Cleveland Steamroller by chris April 1, 2004