circumcision

when you cut the skin off of a baby's penis for no good reason, when they're older they think they're better than guys who aren't circumcised, because they get less pleasure from their dick, and because they think they are cleaner.

circumcised guy: " ha ha, you're not circumcised, you have an ugly dick"

uncircumcised guy: "oh, i'm sorry i didn't get my dick chopped up when i was little because it's supposed to stop me from masturbating!"

circumcised guy: "oh shit man, u mean u get more pleasure than i will ever feel in my dried out little penis?!"

uncircumcised guy: "YEP!"
"look who's laughing now!"

by 65464982 June 6, 2005

circumcision

Circumcision is a form of barbaric sexual-sadism. removes most or all of the frenum and ridged band, and a fair amount of shaft skin and inner mucosal tissue. the remaining nerve endings of the penis are made even less sensitive through constant rubbing against clothing and keratinization of the now exposed glans and inner mucosal tissue. Lord knows how much agony a baby goes through during the procedure. For anyone who doubts how barbaric and bloody it is, the videos are on the net if you have the stomach for them. You'll never hear such bone-chilling wailing from a baby in your life.

Aside from circumcision, there's another term for the removal of healthy tissue from a newborn baby, and it's called child abuse.

by canadiana November 10, 2006

circumcision

Something that should never ever be attempted whilst drunk

my friend was sliced up quite badly by a botched circumcision. Then his girlfriend left him

by Jinzaki June 6, 2005

circumcision

The thing that parent's will neve be forgiven for.

You cant undo the past. circumcision is horrible and the only way to get the pleasure of having one is drugs because you will never naturally experience it.

by Sta aka staples October 2, 2006

circumsized

When God has promised you something bigger and then you get cut short

yea, im hung far down but your not cuz you got circumsized

by dadumbdude November 24, 2010

circumcision

Something barbaric and unnecessary some parents do to their little boys because they enjoy mutilating kids

"I am stupid and evil because because I think circumcision is alright"

by G.Davis November 19, 2006

warrington circumcision

Punching your sister in the jaw while she is sucking your cock.

As my sister was sucking my dick yesterday, I thought "what a better time to give myself a Warrington circumcision. (Based upon the plentiful experiences of concrete workers in Warrington PA.)

by Dick Izzinya October 17, 2006