churn

To abandon, not show up, or otherwise decline an invitation or plans. One can also churn after previously being present by leaving early.

Is Greg still coming out with us to the club? Nah, Greg churned last minute.

by Churnobyl November 7, 2024

Churning the Butter

When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.

Sam was horny so he churning the butter

by Striker2701 November 30, 2024

Churning The Butter

Giving oral to someone with an uncircumcised penis.

Guy 1: I love churning the butter
Guy 2: huh?
Guy 1: sucking uncut cock.
Guy 2: :/

by pleeaire-rUthere? October 27, 2019

Churn

In Charleston South Carolina it’s, “child” “kids” “YN” “children”

Damn, look at them churn acting up! Gon have to knock one of em”

by Rowdy Rich July 3, 2025

Baby churn

A cult term for new to the faith followers. Also used by pedophiles in the cult to lure and groom children into indoctrination of the cult.

Good morning baby churn great message for Holy Friday, love Grandma.

by Spacemonkey252 July 13, 2023

cat churn

Standing in cat shit on your mates gravle driveway

I smell cat churn, jesus it's everywhere, why is there so much under the corsa!

by Jalopy August 21, 2023

Churn butter

The act of a female masturbating without the use of any electronic toys or devices.

Sean finished too quick so Courtney had to go home and churn butter herself

by Bubba74rocks October 1, 2023