Crooning

Two elderly people having sex

Person A: what was that noise last night?
Person B: it was my grandparents crooning.

by Johnnyboy2cool November 19, 2016

Chooning

sex

My wife and her coworker were chooning last night. I don't know what I'm going to do. They were chooning so hard I was mildly turned on even. I'm not a cuck though. I choon sometimes.

by Chooner6227 March 27, 2024

Cartooning

Using Ketamine and Cocaine at the same time. Name comes from the cartoon animal on the box of Mexican Ketamine that is smuggled over the border for sale in the United States

Cartooning is almost as good as a candy flip"

by Conrad July 26, 2003

cheoning

When a guy is acting like a girl, but speaks in a deep voice.

Man, that guy was definitly cheoning today. He needs to get a girlfriend

by Michael Lee May 24, 2007

Choobing

To drive around the town or countryside just for fun, often whilst playing very loud music.

A local term used in the Insch area of Scotland.

I love choobing around Insch

Fancy a Choob tonight?

Thats a good song for Choobing.

by Gisi_118 November 1, 2011

crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014

Carsoning

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

I have a bad knack of carsoning, I've fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.

by snasa July 4, 2016