Christian

He is the most ugliest person ive ever met. ANYWAYS hes super annoying and we all wish he could die!
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc

"hey! whats your name :D"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"

by Lenkaswife March 2, 2022

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Christian

The BEST boyfriend you will ever meet. You will want to see him EVERY day! He’s sweet, cute, funny, and a total dummy, he might not be the smartest but he’s amazing in every way. He’s the person you can talk to about ANYTHING. He will always love you, and he will always get mad when you talk about other boys in front of him, he will always make sure your ok.

Girl 1- OMG ITS CHRISTIAN
Girl 2- BACK OFF HES MINE

by Divineeee July 1, 2019

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Christian

A human porcupine that needs to get a haircut as quick as yesterday

Christian dinosaur be lookin like a whole pineapple

by Blurb37 February 23, 2019

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Christian

A type of nigga that dates girls named Aliyah and krischell. Looks like a turtle and build like a stick bug. He is most likely to be ashy everywhere and ask for some lotion. You will also see the mark from his tight ass durag on his head 🤣🤣. He lives in a broken down crack house in riverside

Christian is a broke ass nigga

by Chrisbreazzy20 December 1, 2019

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Christian

The hottest boy you will ever meet and the best loving boyfriend you can ever ask for he’s so sweet and generous he’s the best at football he can beat you to it he is the best player on the team. He makes everyone smile at all times serious or not he has the best smile it’s so hot that it will make you want him. He can be so lovable towards you that’s how you know he’s a keeper

Girl 1: see that boy across the room *points at Christian*
Girl 2: yeah he looks like a keeper

by Lillymariee220 November 27, 2019

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