Chong Lee

That one cousin your mom compares you to.

A typical Chong Lee will play at least 5 instruments and speak 4 languages.

Girls will adore him but he doesn’t want to date until he’s at least 19 to stay pure.

He’ll get perfect grades and every teacher will bow to him whenever he’s near and kiss the ground where he’s stepped.

Chong Lee is powerful and in your peripheral vision, you’ll sometimes see his stand. His power is immense.
Parent 1: “You’re such a disappointment
Parent 2: “Why can’t you be like your cousin, Chong Lee?”
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chimi chonged

The act of smoking too much weed
After enjoying a nice chimichanga

Can be shortened too Chimi'd
I don't know about you boys but I'm absolutely chimi chonged
by Abbey Pumping station September 17, 2017
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Smoke a chong

1. Smoke marijuana through a bong. (Australian)
2. Kill an Asian (American)
"Bro hurry up and smoke a chong!"
"Alright, i'll light it up"
by Estoygordo November 17, 2019
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chong eye

The way the eyes look droopy and tired when a person has taken some sort of drug.
After smoking all that gange , connor had chong eyes
by Tom Hollingsworth July 11, 2011
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Chonging the wong

The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.
Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.
by theredcup September 08, 2019
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Chong

by Aytay April 12, 2015
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No ching no chong

In the event that a person with no skill whatsoever aka noob decides to join a game of ping pong, the correct response to this person would be 'no ching, no chong'.

No ching no chong literally means 'no skill, no play'.
Russian: i got next
Me: No ching no chong
by czpillz March 20, 2008
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