choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

Choke the Chicken

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007

Choke Note

The note that is missed in rockband or guitar hero, right after star power is activated.

Person 1: Hey man, are you playing Beatles Rockband?

Person 2: Ya, but I'm hella pissed! I missed a note right after I activated star power, and only got 4 stars on the song.

Person 1: Dude that sucks, I friggen hate choke notes.

by Lctriguy69 November 23, 2009

Choking Victim

One of the first Crust Punk bands that came out of N.Y.C. (C-Squat) born from the band No Commercial Value, Choking Victim refined the sound of Crack Rock punk and soon released a full length album entitled No Gods/No Managers. Choking Victim broke up and Leftover Crack, INDK, and Morning Glory grew from it's remains.

Choking V
Morning G
LOC
You're death'll be sweet if you wanna be a cop

I <3 Choking Victim

by FlakAttack August 27, 2006

Choking Dog

Common sports expression to describe a team/person that falls on it's face under pressure. These teams or people collapse like a house of card when the turkey is on the table, because they are weak and have no spines.

The Washington Capitals and San Jose Sharks are choking dogs come playoff time every year.

by TV CAR March 20, 2010

Parrot-choke

When you choke a (fe)male until they start repeating shit you say.

Guy 1: So did you fuck her last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I parrot-choked her an she started repeating everything I said, even my groans!

by Madorgavannah May 29, 2019

chicken choking

The innate ability to lose a won football game late in the 4th quarter as exhibited by the South Carolina gamecocks.

The USC gamecocks are chicken choking again against lowly Tennessee.

by furiousgeorge November 2, 2014