chaftle

The rash around a porn stars arse after a good hard days work taking a 10 inch cock in her arse with a smile on her face and jizz in her eyes.

i bet that bird has chaftle by the end of the day.

by dane hirst September 11, 2006

Choating

The act of overly and unnecessarily checking on someone or something.

If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.

Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 20, 2008

Chontrese

A kind hearted person, who will always be there for you. She is loving and honest.

I want a friend like Chontrese.

by 00987643456 February 12, 2009

Chefters

Scottish version of cheft

Sahfter pal..

Aye Chefters!

by bazza_lad July 8, 2009

choiter

When you get a big pimple in your chode area and it grows to the size of a goiter...

OMG.. last night I popped my puss filled choiter! And now I can't sit because it's so big!

by Justin the Great July 28, 2010

Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011

choofter

A participant of weed consumption who shows particularly poor etiquette.

Or

The lad in a group of mates who just won't pass on that bud.

Oi Cottos been nursing that joint for hours, what a choofter.

by linanesy September 7, 2016