choad

one who cannot beat my crash score on burnout2

ben, you are a choad.
eat choad, you choad.
I hope u die....choad.

by k August 2, 2004

choad

A common misconstrued slang word originating from a confused noun version of the actual word chaos.

It was a choad of a song, with no actual structure the musicians continued to ride it on the sheer reaction of the audience.

by J. Corinne Gordon May 27, 2003

Choad

Any type of food that ends up tasting like fucking shit...

Dood those waffles tasted like a choad...

by Crazy*Nazi November 12, 2003

Choad

the piece of flesh discarded after the circumcision of a penis

Dr. Mack, where should we place the new choads?

by Mondo December 1, 2003

Choad

An Asian with a very small penis.

Mr. PotatoHead, Micheal Helmcamp, is a choad

by Pu-tang_Slayer August 4, 2016

Choad

A short fat stubby dick that looks like a crushed sofa can

Wtf what is that's is that a choad

by Dainperry123456789 April 6, 2017

Choad

A choad is a small penis.

Claudia:I heard Bryan has a choad?!
Bella:I’ve seen it it’s tiny😂

by Bellamellamoo April 24, 2019