chipmunking

verb. Two-handed texting; i.e. Holding your cell phone, Blackberry, etc. up to your face and using two hands to text... resembling a chipmunk with a nut.

We'll ask Joe as soon as he's finished chipmunking.

by josi3006 September 5, 2007

Flaming Chipmunk

Gay Rodent

Every time a boy Chipmunk went past, the Flaming Chipmunk put his ass way up in the air.

by scrotum static May 26, 2004

chipmunk

chipmunk - usually fatter women who very fat cheeks

yo, check the cheeks on that chipmunk

by phat god July 5, 2005

Chipmunk

A small person who hasn't grown since middle school and is at least under 5 feet. Being a chipmunk is often caused by genetics or exposure to random barrels of toxic waste. They are often dangerous and sweet at the same time.

Person 1: Wow, she's so short!

Person 2: Well, she IS a chipmunk.

Person 1: !Aww! :3

by the evil dead hahahaha December 19, 2008

asthmatic chipmunk

when you are eating a girl out, and you bite off some of her pubic hair then you proceed to make out with her, making her swallow her own pubes.

brittany... i can't run track today yesterday robert gave me an asthmatic chipmunk and now i can hardley breath.

by IllmaticStatic May 27, 2004

chipmunk

a lil chatting session!!! for two people to gossip!!!

hey
hey
do you wana go chipmunk
hell yeh!

by lindzecca February 15, 2008

punching the chipmunk

to frig off a woman using your fist in a punching motion

gemma can i punch your chipmunk or shall i boot you in the gooch instead you fat fuck

by gregg francis January 15, 2004