chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth

"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009

wo-cheggin

another way of saying "woah," when you wish to express amazement, or want someone to stop talking while you absorb what they said.

"so anyway i realized that the hypoteneuse of the third longest side of an isoceles dodecahedron--"
"wo-cheggin, dude. let me digest what you just said."

by mcjew December 17, 2007

Chewing the fat

Verb phrase meaning giving oral sex to a man. To give someone a blowjob.

For example:

Tom was chewing the fat with Eddy.
-is the same as-
Tom was giving head to Eddy.

Tom was chewing the fat with Eddy.

Margo was chewing the fat with Ryan.

by Whisama February 4, 2017

chewin tha vidky

After a night of drinking with your friends, chewing on the plastic bottle of McCorrmicks Vodka.

I was chewin tha vidky last night.

by gordon1 September 4, 2008

chewing the salmon

when one proceeds to gnaw on a womans pink vaginal area 'salmon' i chewed that salmon

you ever been caught chewing the salmon?

by john wezt the fisherman October 20, 2008

Chewing it

Having a bad day. A more PC version of Chewing penis. Appropriate for the workplace.

Man this new schedule is killing me, I have been chewing it ever since I started these hours.

by Mike Y Costello January 21, 2009

chewing the hilton gum

Snorting cocaine

Reggie and I were chewing the hilton gum while gettin blowjobs in the penthouse sweet at the Circus Circus

by trisco October 8, 2010