When your phone is on 2% battery life.
See also: milk chance
Note to the reader: a 1% charge is referred to as skim, and it's as good as dead to you; don't even mess with it.
See also: milk chance
Note to the reader: a 1% charge is referred to as skim, and it's as good as dead to you; don't even mess with it.
Tim: You got the time?
Dean: *checks phone* yeah man, it's 2:35-DANGGG son my phone on milk charge!! Already? I haven't even been on it today!
Jose: Can anybody look somethin up for me? My phone's on skim rn!
Dean: *checks phone* yeah man, it's 2:35-DANGGG son my phone on milk charge!! Already? I haven't even been on it today!
Jose: Can anybody look somethin up for me? My phone's on skim rn!
by teachmrj June 20, 2019

Newly discovered psychiatric disorder in which your well being and state of mind is inversely related to the amount of charge remaining on your cell phone battery.
OMG!!! I only have 18% battery left!!! Where's my fuggin charger?????
Oh man my charging disorder is outta control today!
Oh man my charging disorder is outta control today!
by bgreengolf April 13, 2014

After MB embarrassed Billy, Billy then give the ginger a Charging Antelope that then turning them both gay
by GingersChokinMakesMeGoLOLOLOL September 8, 2009

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

A turd whose shear mass is capable of cracking the bowl with magnanimous porcelain pounding force. However, the danger does not end there. If upon flushing, the centrifugal force is set slightly askew, then there is an astronomical chance of an unexpected storm surge.
Dude, I did not dare flush at the hotel this morning after dropping a depth charge. I just left a twenty on the upper deck with a note apologizing to Lupe.
by Lovell from UT November 11, 2010

by dnagirl April 4, 2017

by iamsquare August 20, 2022
