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Charging Disorder

Newly discovered psychiatric disorder in which your well being and state of mind is inversely related to the amount of charge remaining on your cell phone battery.
OMG!!! I only have 18% battery left!!! Where's my fuggin charger?????

Oh man my charging disorder is outta control today!
by bgreengolf April 13, 2014
mugGet the Charging Disordermug.

primer charge

load of semen, used to load a baby cannon
I think I love her, she likes to swallow my primer charge.
by redheadbass January 13, 2013
mugGet the primer chargemug.

Milk charge

When your phone is on 2% battery life.

See also: milk chance
Note to the reader: a 1% charge is referred to as skim, and it's as good as dead to you; don't even mess with it.
Tim: You got the time?
Dean: *checks phone* yeah man, it's 2:35-DANGGG son my phone on milk charge!! Already? I haven't even been on it today!

Jose: Can anybody look somethin up for me? My phone's on skim rn!
by teachmrj June 20, 2019
mugGet the Milk chargemug.

depth charge

A turd whose shear mass is capable of cracking the bowl with magnanimous porcelain pounding force. However, the danger does not end there. If upon flushing, the centrifugal force is set slightly askew, then there is an astronomical chance of an unexpected storm surge.
Dude, I did not dare flush at the hotel this morning after dropping a depth charge. I just left a twenty on the upper deck with a note apologizing to Lupe.
by Lovell from UT November 11, 2010
mugGet the depth chargemug.

Charge it bro

The phrase re-popularised on TikTok means to take something that is hard to bear.
Nashawn your wood is too hard
Charge it bro, this isn’t your first rodeo anyway”
by iamsquare August 20, 2022
mugGet the Charge it bromug.

get a charge

To find something amusing; something that makes you laugh. To be generally enthusiastic about something.
I get a charge out of watching Seinfeld.

I get a charge out of driving fast.
by Libertine October 3, 2005
mugGet the get a chargemug.

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