c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces

I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy

by Becks69 January 6, 2008

chappette

Feminine version of chap, similar to lass or lassie.

Listen up chaps and chappettes!

by Kate McCullough September 14, 2008

flappy chappy

When the labia minora(inide lips of vagina) hang out like a penis, but when you touch it, it will invert itself like when you touch the eye of a snail.

i saw my girlfriends flappy chappy

by EL, WS, GR March 1, 2009

Dave Chappelle

funny comedian who has his own show on comedy central

There's a new joke going around. What did the five fingers say to the face?-SLAP!

by jamescox March 14, 2004

dave chappelle

The King of Comedy. He likes chicken, too!

Dave Chappelle - F*ck Aston Kutcher!

WTF IS JUICE?!?!

Dave Chappelle's dick has more talent than Dane Cook.

by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008

chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.

Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.

by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009