chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.

Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.

by Craig McJohnstone January 29, 2009

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chapped stick

No lubrication
Nuff said

chapped stick

by stalahahiedfe March 21, 2011

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lip chap

Chap stick for ashy lips.

I tried to offer her some lip chap but she didnt want nan.

by Malissa33 August 14, 2006

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Chap Sack

Chapped dry testicles from not showering

Person 1: How's you're chap sack going mohamed?

Mohamed: Very dry

Person 1: You should take a shower!!

by Juggalo420666 February 06, 2009

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'ol chap

Usually written ol' chap since the apostrophe should be placed where the missing letter is. Short form for "Old Chap", which is a British way of saying "Dude".

"My word, 'ol chap, the Queen just snogged that fag." means "Check it out, dude, the Queen just french kissed that cigarette."

by SeanAnthonySmith March 24, 2006

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