Chainsaw

Thing you use to kill zombies.

I know I guy who chops up wood with his chainsaw. Idiot.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

chaining

Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

As a verb: to chain

"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."

John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.

by Xeno_the_Blind April 18, 2008

smiley chain

Chain with a lock on it used for self-defense or assault. Street term. Some say it has to have TWO locks on it, that the two locks leave two marks on the recipient's head that resemble a smiley face. WRONG! Just one lock is used. Originally it was usually a masterlock combination lock that was used, which is round. The round housing of the lock leaves a crescent-shaped mark resembling a smile. The weapon probably originated as a weapon of convenience -- cyclists had them on hand to lock up their bikes and when attacked they grabbed what they had handy. So it's an effective weapon that can't be called weapon by the cops (if you have a bike, or course!).

Some jackass with a knife tried to take my wallet and new bike, so I caught him upside the head with my smiley chain. At least he still has THAT smile on his face.

by the all-knowing beakman October 19, 2010

if its a chain its free reign

Basically it means steal or "borrow" anything you want.

Zach: Hey man you know what they say.
Layla: If its a chain its free reign.
(Meaning that Zach and Layla were going to steal from the store)

by Waitingtolive July 24, 2020

off the chain

Out of control, wild fun. Just like when your pitbull gets off the chain in the back yard and tears through the neighborhood.

I may be a 35-year-old white DJ from Maine, but this joint is off the chain!

by Dan_Maine December 28, 2005

fire chain

A girl who is so physically unattractive, usually with respect to her face, it looks like someone lit her face on fire an put it out with a chain.

Damn! That girl is a wicked fire chain.

by Zac S July 25, 2008

Alice in Chains

1. See heroin.

2. A BDSM sexual fantasy.

1. 'Used to be curious/now the shit's sustenance.'Alice in Chains, 'Hate To Feel'.

2. 'If I knew any hot girls called Alice, I'd so do that.'

by DarkDecapodian January 16, 2009