A genuinely nice, attractive male, who smokes a lot and is falsely accused of kidnapping his son, whom he loves very much.
by bugmom May 9, 2013
Get the Chain smoking, Kidnapping, Prettyboy mug.Legal term used to describe a situation in which a person who seems to be entirely at fault for an event that is punishable by sizable fine and/or jailtime can prove that it was not his or herfault.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.
by amc December 1, 2004
Get the chain of causation mug.1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the Chain Texter mug.When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, and the woman passes the semen from her mouth to the woman's mouth sitting next to her. Usually this must be done at least 4 times before a true chain of custody has been established.
by Sebastion Pico August 30, 2008
Get the Chain of custody mug.It is a group sex act where everyone is blowing each other in a continuos chain. It can also be referred to as P9ing or P9XXX.
by Dick bomb July 21, 2014
Get the chain 69 mug.The act of going to a restaurant for one meal, then staying long enough at the same restaurant to eat the following meal of the day there. For example: going out for lunch with a group of your best friends, staying afterward to catch up on old times, potentially accompanied by dessert, then having dinner some hours later without having moved from the table except for restroom breaks or to refill beverages.
This is different from a bang bang, in that you stay in the same location and chain one meal of the day into the next over a period of time--versus grabbing a meal somewhere, then leaving afterward for another elsewhere in quick succession.
For the most authentic experience, it is advised to perform a chain bang at a chain restaurant.
This is different from a bang bang, in that you stay in the same location and chain one meal of the day into the next over a period of time--versus grabbing a meal somewhere, then leaving afterward for another elsewhere in quick succession.
For the most authentic experience, it is advised to perform a chain bang at a chain restaurant.
Dude man: Hey scro, snag lunch at Culver's around 1 PM or…??
Broseph: Holla! I'm game. Mind if I bring Becky?
Dude man: Hells yes I mind, bitches aint shit.
Broseph: lel.
(they eat lunch and chew the fat)
Dude man: Dessert? Hot fudge banana split sundaes on me. No homo.
Broseph: I feel and look like Fat Bastard.
Dude man: No duh hickey. But about the dessert…?
Broseph: Fine, so long as it’s no larger than a wafer-thin mint.
Dude man: That’s what she said.
Broseph: lel.
(they eat dessert, slagging that slattern Becky mercilessly)
Dude man: These are the days of our lives. (said while belching)
Broseph: Dang dawg, it’s 6 PM??
Dude man: Dafuq. Guess we might as well eat dinner.
Broseph: Verily, your mom eats dinner.
Dude man: She can’t get enough of your tossed salad, apparently.
Broseph: lel.
(they eat dinner, discussing equilibrium displacement and stress distribution in a two-dimensional axially moving web under transverse loading)
Dude man: This lunch and dinner chain bang has been turnt af!
Broseph: Run and tell that! Boot and rally?
Dude man: Yeah nah, ima bounce to shag Becky. And your mom.
Broseph: Chainbanging the only women I'll ever love after a chain bang? Not cool, scro.
Dude man: lel.
FIN.
Broseph: Holla! I'm game. Mind if I bring Becky?
Dude man: Hells yes I mind, bitches aint shit.
Broseph: lel.
(they eat lunch and chew the fat)
Dude man: Dessert? Hot fudge banana split sundaes on me. No homo.
Broseph: I feel and look like Fat Bastard.
Dude man: No duh hickey. But about the dessert…?
Broseph: Fine, so long as it’s no larger than a wafer-thin mint.
Dude man: That’s what she said.
Broseph: lel.
(they eat dessert, slagging that slattern Becky mercilessly)
Dude man: These are the days of our lives. (said while belching)
Broseph: Dang dawg, it’s 6 PM??
Dude man: Dafuq. Guess we might as well eat dinner.
Broseph: Verily, your mom eats dinner.
Dude man: She can’t get enough of your tossed salad, apparently.
Broseph: lel.
(they eat dinner, discussing equilibrium displacement and stress distribution in a two-dimensional axially moving web under transverse loading)
Dude man: This lunch and dinner chain bang has been turnt af!
Broseph: Run and tell that! Boot and rally?
Dude man: Yeah nah, ima bounce to shag Becky. And your mom.
Broseph: Chainbanging the only women I'll ever love after a chain bang? Not cool, scro.
Dude man: lel.
FIN.
by Brugech June 5, 2020
Get the Chain Bang mug.A person who chews a whole pack of gum in one day. When they run out they suddenly get bad breath (withdrawals) and get another pack ASAP.
by Cj Bird January 1, 2008
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