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Cave myself out

When you don't have to work or have any appointments or obligations and you don't want to leave your house or talk to anybody or do anything on your list of things you should do, as though you were hidden away in a cave.
Person 1: "Hey man, what are you doing tomorrow?"

Person 2: "Nothing dude, I just want to cave myself out."
by Gatablanca June 18, 2013
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cavemanscaping

Jeff: Why does it smell like burnt ball hair in here?
Phillip: Because I was cavemanscaping.
by Francis Macelroy Lefluer August 14, 2014
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Cave Splash

When the anal snake releases from your poop shoot, splashes water in an upwards direction, and back up your bang hole.
"I pooped, it landed in the water, and the water went up my butt" - Friend
"Ooohhh, you mean a cave splash" - Me
by Whitesmith April 16, 2015
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Cave Monster

A penis that lives inside a vagina and comes out every now and then.
"Woah, Pigeon. Is that a cave monster?"
by WhiskeyPigeon October 30, 2016
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Caveman palming

This is a sexual act when someone uses their clammy hands in an attempt to rub someone's clit as if they were trying to light a fire. Deep grunts, heavy breathing and maximum friction are essential.
"Bruh, he said he was experienced but then last night he was caveman palming me, I have a rash now and it hurts to pee."
by Jimothy Jimbo September 26, 2021
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Cave Cake

A cave cake is a synonym for an edible booger.
Quit wiping those cave cakes under the seat and get a tissue.
by giraffian October 5, 2021
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tampon cave

stop being such a tampon cave
by da_roi December 22, 2010
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