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caucasian flush

The white person version of Asian flush -- A debilitating array of symptoms white people experience when eating any spicy foods, including a running nose, tears, and the face turning red. A crippling, full-body experience caused by even little amounts of spice.
John was experiencing caucasian flush from the white bread, causing him to lay on the floor in the fedal position for 30-45 minutes.
by Mr. Statewide April 8, 2020
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Humble Caucasian Opinion

A phrase popularized/ originating from YouTuber 1090 Jake. It means to have an opinion or share your 2 cents about something.
Person 1: did you hear that Charles got arrested for beating his wife?

Person 2: yeah. In my humble Caucasian opinion, Charles is a piece of shit
by Pimp & b May 17, 2021
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caucasian

its a type of flower that looks just like carnations. its pink and white and its pretty.
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by snvijai July 4, 2025
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Caucasian Fragility

The weakness and emasculation of Caucasians.

What motivated Caucasians to create spicy Caucasians; what motivated Caucasians to culturally appropriate anri-racism movements and make them about soothing fragile Caucasian egos.

Spicy Caucasians wouldn't exist if Indian government invested in basic facial recognition technology.
Caucasian Fragility is why there were 2 emasculated elderly Spicy Caucasian men openly and unabashedly claiming to be black men on Law&Order: SVU.

One of them even stepped in when a Caucasian colonizer from India was raped; considering the man is Indian himself, should come as no surprise.

Why would any real person of color support the notion that Caucasians are racism victims?

If someone claims Indian/Middle Eastern people are racism victims, they're an elderly emasculated Indian man choking on his Caucasian privelege and crying buckets of tears in Mumbai right now.
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Caucasian Privelege; Education

I wrote a perfect, flawless, award -winning essay.

It got deleted because I accidentally pressed the back arrow.

Give me my gold medal anyway.

Better yet, help me kill all Indians.

They're worthless!

They have ALL the Caucaisn priveldges in the world; but have no accomplishments and just play with dolls and play video games all day, continuing to deny me basic human rights, despite my intelligence, work-ethic and competence.

They have never worked a day in their lives, have never cooked a meal,.have maids, servants and slaves, have no wife, no kids, no accomplishments.

They are disgusting and worthless.

The only card they have to play is Caucaisn provelege.

Once we stop honoring it?

Da party begins.
Caucasian Privelege; Education is the fact that most Indians have the opportunity to go to online school and learn about the matrix; most of them are too spoiled and entitled to take it.

Most Indians are voluntarily uneducated and voluntarily unemployed.

I, as a colonized girl of color, am forced to educate myself! While my restaurant gets bombed and the KKK uses the matrix to scream in my head, I still manage to educate myself every day. On top of my work as a rapper, writer, CHEF, abolitionist, civil rights leader, singer, composer. I have absolutely nothing; I would give anything for an education!

But Europeans voluntarily throw their lives away. No accomplishments; no work, no schooling, no hobbies, no wife, no kids.

They don't know how to cook; they don't know basic computer programming. I learned a little bit of basic Python in school; they don't even use Scratch. They are so spoiled and so dependent on Caucasian Priveleged, that even their colonization of me and racism towards me is achieved using servants.

They are worthless, disgusting, hopelessly spoiled. There is no such thing as European culture ; just lots and lots of Caucasian shame. And no accomplishments despite having absolutely EVERYTHING, just handed to them. If someone is voluntarily uneducated, they should be euthanized.

An education is a privilege that I have never once been afforded; but I am still infinitely better educated and more accomplished than the KKK.
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caucasian

Daum,She looks like shes Caucasian.
by OoF.Its_Kay February 8, 2018
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