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Horndog Cattle

Guys who add or accept friend request from "aspiring models"

Aspiring models who need x amount of fans on their page
John is just horndog cattle, he never has a chance with that girl
by Agent 99 October 23, 2014
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cash cattle

Rich person that only hangs with other rich people
Mason is a cash cattle, the lil fuckboy.
by jesusalmighty10w0 April 18, 2015
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Holy Cattle

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.
Holy cattle, she's crazy.
by RookieRooster September 29, 2021
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Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.
Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.
by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018
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herd the cattle

Herd the cattle is when you finish in a condom then snap it like a whip on your partners ass, typically but not specific to, when in an orgy.
Dan pulled out and started to herd the cattle. Everyone went with it and started mooing.
by KrispyKreamed August 13, 2020
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When your name is dahir and you get a grilled Fish taco from the canteen, which is actually a burrito and when you bite into it you produce A satisfying/disturbing scene, you close you eyes while you delicately bite into the soft tortilla.
Grilled Fish taco from the canteen The sandwich
by TopBoy420 November 5, 2020
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cattle

the line of people waiting to get into a movie, concert, or especially an overrated club.
Damn yo, lookat the cattle tryin' to get into that shitty club.
by puma_blues March 29, 2004
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