Alabama cardboard

When you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. Then your vagina flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.

The man of the house can not have sexual relations with his wife due to her Alabama cardboard.

by 5dorra October 12, 2016

off your cadoova

off your cadoova: insane, foolish (aussie slang)

"You have gone right off your cadoova."
By P. G. WODEHOUSE

by wizzkind January 7, 2012

I'm just here for my cardio

the last words a sisters bf can speak before a sisters big bro whoops them upside the head, or gets there weapons.

sisters bf: I'm just here for my cardio
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped

sisters bf : runs to the car

by Gabrial duffey October 8, 2022

carpooling

The act of two people laying end to end while simultaneously utilizing a double ended dildo for mutual pleasure.

Jeanette & Lorisa are in the back room carpooling.

by Agent J February 7, 2005

cadoo

Cadoo is a slang term in reference to a well maintained or late model cadillac. Source:Brooklyn.

Antnee is grabbin the cadoo.

Anthony will be driving the cadillac.

by Franky Cadillac June 18, 2008

cardboard

A word used to describe a person who is bland, boring and/or stiff. Someone who shows no facial expressions and often times has no reaction to anything. Usually, Cardboards don Canada Goose jackets, wear their jeans around their ankles and peruse of the word "SWAGGA" excessively.

Troll 1: That guy is such a cardboard.
Troll 2: I know, I've never seen anyone as bland and expressionless as him.

by Troll1234567890 January 13, 2011

cardboard condom

a makeshift condom used in desperate situations, or when either party is allergic to latex
feel free to decorate with sequins, glitter, or family photos

Caitlin bought Sophie a cardboard condom because she is allergic to latex

by jubilategang December 22, 2008