Swiss Condom

During the act of oral sex the female bites a hole in the condom air bubble without the male knowing, and then the two participate in vaginal intercourse causing a what seems to be an accidental pregnancy but it's really not

"Bro I don't know how Lisa got pregnant, I wore a condom"
"Maybe she tricked you with a swiss condom, did she give head?"

by cuddycowboy36 April 10, 2010

condom masturbation

Masturbating with a condom on. Done to simulate having sex with a condom on or as a way to not give your hand AIDS.

Glenn: Dude, you ever tried condom masturbation?
Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?

by friskycurtain April 18, 2009

Old like the condom in your wallet

Extremely old. Soon to be expired.

A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.

by Guy st April 26, 2006

condom

The greatest invention. Ever.

I used a condom with him last night, so now I'm not going to have a baby or get a STI

by qtturtle49 August 17, 2006

Condom Song

After buying your first pack of condoms whatever song you hear next becomes your "Condom Song." Condom Songs must be random and can not be planned out prior to the purchasing of the condoms.

Dude 1: Yo dude I just bought this pack of condoms!!!

Dude 2: Ignition by R. Kelly is playing on the radio, that's your condom song.

Dude 1: That's a dope condom song.

by RJB555 January 18, 2011

Dick-Skin Condom

A decorative condom with images designed for comical effect. Can be flavored according to design.
Popular Images:
R2-D2
Wii Remote
Duff Beer Bottle
Duff Beer Can
Chipotle Burrito
Hot Dog (with bun)
Shotgun (for Pump-Action)
Baseball Bat
Banana
Carrot
A Larger Man's Penis

Beer_Baron and Explicit_D used their Dick-Skin condoms on Chad during the recording of 2 Chimps on a Davenport.

by The Interrupter February 1, 2010

condom

If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong

that condom is my best friend

by prince May 13, 2005