Calloway

hottest coolest most badass chick you will ever know.

Dude, that girl is SUCH a Calloway!

by blahblahblahblink-182 April 4, 2010

calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.

When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile

by D. "D Wayne" W. August 22, 2011

calorie-neutral run

A run (or other form of exercise) at the end of which cake is eaten, leading to neither a net loss nor net increase of calories.

Gary: Hey, why are you eating that humungous slice of cake?

Noel: I'm just finishing off my calorie-neutral run. 5 miles of running = a humungous slice of cake.

by geekinthepinkypink September 25, 2011

calohorrific

Something extremely calorific, like tons peanut butter or fatty cheese. A horrific amount of calories.

I just ate a massive stack of banana pancakes with cream and maple syrup, followed by a chocolate smoothie AND a peanut butter and jam sandwich. Ouch! Calohorrific!!

by Mimmibums June 8, 2015

Caliopy

A gentle giant. A dog. The best dog.

You are so Caliopy!!

by Sav(i)age July 25, 2016

Callous Yob

Words used commonly by newspapers in the United Kingdom to name degenerate youths. Yob is 'boy' backward and it was used to refer to lower class boys by the upper class commonly in the 19th century. Words are generally used at the beginning of a sentence followed by a petty crime which benefits no-one that the yobs have committed.

Newspaper: "Callous Yobs break octogenarians mobility scooter while laughing."

by yeah buoy September 24, 2018

Calobe

Probably a straight white male of the redneck variety. Also a huge asshole.

1: He have you seen Calobe lately?
2: That redneck asshole that always starts fights at field parties?
1: That’s the one.

by lexisgtc June 8, 2019