Caillou

The bald cancer boi who lives in germany

I’m in love with Caillou

by Caillousmommy July 11, 2021

Caillou disease

A rare form of cancer that causes the person affected to loose there hair, causing extreme whining, and causing all people nearby the patient to feel sympathy.

Joe: Omg i have caillou disease
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

ass callouses

Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.

Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.

Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.

by we are anonymous, legion, etc. August 12, 2010

Dirty Cailón

Genuinely precious person, super sweet to everyone but don’t cross him, he will out-sass you until it hurts. Big heart and he doesn’t think enough of himself because he’s amazing. Social media addict who has opinions about everything, and all his reposts will make you laugh every day. Unique name, unique person, don’t lose him out of your life because you’ll never find someone like him again

Wow - is that a Dirty Cailón?! I’ve never seen one before, he’s so cool

by iBeMolly November 12, 2020

Caillouing

When you put your bald head into someones into an ass or vagina.

So I was caillouing this bitch, I put my head right up in her pussy.

by Oxgen1 July 25, 2015

Cailum

A typically sexy man who is racist

That guys cailum

by Kieren is gae March 2, 2021

Caillou

A tantrum throwing cunt! It is so fucking stupid his dad Boris does nothing to calm him the fuck down & punish him for his shitty behaviour! You piece of shit! Shushing a shitty altered cunty child is not fucking enough! The hatebase of Caillou is looking forward to Boris assaulting him with a drill gun!

It was used to get more info about that shitty cunt Caillou

by Mr.Dangar May 16, 2020