Seat Cushion Hesitation

The reluctance to stand up at a sports event caused by the fear of changing the orientation of a perfectly positioned seat cushion.
Eli: That was a sick play. Chest bump!
Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to get comfortable.
Karl: Same here. I've got about six cushions in the perfect position.
Eli: You guys suck... Damn seat cushion hesitation.
by pandamonger September 21, 2009
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Whoopi Cushion Sex

A large amount of Air leaving the Vagina while having Sex resulting in extended and multiple female Queefing.
My eyes rolled back in my head having Whoopi Cushion Sex last night.
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!

Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.

Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!

Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.

Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
by cletis! May 28, 2015
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More Cushion For The Pushin

What comes into your head when you think of fuckin a 350lb fat bitch.
by JakeSAUCE September 19, 2006
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butt cushion boy

one who sits on a green buttcushion and says it is because it's for good posture, yet we all know he has a sensitive tush.
He is buttcushion boy!
by some1 January 26, 2004
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Pin Cushion Surprise

You pick up a chick in a bar and you are so horny that you decide to bang her in the field behind the bad. That is where the surprise comes in to play. While pounding her, you don't notice that your swinging ball sack is hitting the ground, which happens to be covered in pine needles. Ouch....doesn't even cover it.
"I was boning this bitch behind O'Tooles and ended up with a Pin Cushion Surprise. I'm still picking pine needles off my ball sack."
by Dante S. February 20, 2007
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Bubble Cushion

A bong, used to smoke marijuana usually.
Mentioned in "get 'em high" with talib kweli and kanye west.
I got a bubble cushion, a sister could get a hit of it.
by chchelly March 09, 2009
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canadian whoopie cushion

when you blow air into somebody's asshole and than punch them in the stomach
Caleb had the loudest canadian whoopie cushion I have ever heard after foreplay with Diablo.
by 09AB68W January 04, 2014
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