The sate of being so absurdly baller' that you surpass any level of baller' any other baller' may be.
by I'M CRISPY AS FUCK SON May 4, 2009

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

When a person prematurely ejaculates while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.
Matt- "Hey Zac how did your date go with Tristan?"
Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."
Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."
Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."
Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."
by Duke 0f York February 20, 2009

by Vitamin V April 2, 2010

Tom, did you see how crispy black April was looking this morning with all that soul glo up in her weave.
by vudar February 9, 2010

To be hot shit, alert and on top of everything. Only the finest can stay crispy while the masses lose it and turn soggy. You're the man! If you are crispy, then you have great swagger.
by the original hot carl August 19, 2009

by Beyonceslastnameisknowles May 28, 2018
