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Conversion Van 

A full-size van, usually with a completely re-done interior and some external modifications, all of which are done by a company who buys the van new and then re-sells the vehicle to consumers. These add-ons can include everything from blinds to a tv. They almost always have a fiberglass roof that is taller than stock, to make head room and add room for the tv. Many of these vans come stock with middle row seats that rotate, and a back seat that folds into a bed. There are many other great things about conversion vans too.
My friend has got a Honda Odyssey, which has a V6, a TV, lots of storage, and automatic doors. I have a Chevy G20 conversion van, which has a V8, is rear wheel drive, has a TV, even more storage, tons of leg room, and automatic doors are for sissies.
Conversion Van by b7bbq April 2, 2009
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Dual Conversionist

A person that attempts to change your religious and sexual preference at the same time.
"Alan, the dual conversionist was at the mall again. He told me I was very handsome and asked if I believed in God"

Shyann Converstion

This is a conversation when two teenagers talk to each other and they say a very short sentence to the other usually swearing at each other.
Girl: Guess what.
Boy: What?
Girl: Fuck you!
Boy : Fuck you too!
This is a Shyann Converstion

Jetpack conversation 

A pointless or illogical conversation that takes place when extremly tired.
My friend and i had the best jetpack conversation

Bergman Conversation 

When you call someone and they dont pick up so you leave a message. The same person calls you back only you dont pick up so they leave a message. If this pattern keeps happening, You're having a Bergman conversation. Bergman conversations can be as long as people keep calling.
"He moved to Poland so everytime we called eachother the other one was sleeping, it all ended up as one long bergman conversation."
Bergman Conversation by s-t-e-f October 22, 2008

D-E Conversation 

Similar to an A-B conversation, (so C yourself out) but more serious in nature.

Can also be used when the two conversing have names starting with D and E respectively.
-Donald: So I was about to pull an RTFWBG on the bitch when...
-Gary: HAY GUISE WHATS UP
-Evan: This is a D-E Conversation so F YOU!!!

Commercial conversation 

Having a conversation with someone only during the commercial break of a TV show or sporting event, quickly ending when the program comes back on.
Only having 2 minutes and two seconds per commercial conversation, Danny and June took the entire Super Bowl to decide where to have dinner that weekend.
Commercial conversation by bob_c_o January 18, 2010