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Chomp

A person who acts pussy while talking shit, usually a women who's an open busser and be confused when asked about their bodies. these chomps are something to watch out for.
I was talking to mike and apparently your girlfriends a big chomp.
by whosaidwhattt January 18, 2024
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Chomp

A person who acts bad but is actually fraudulent, usually a women who's an open busser but stays confused when asked about their bodies. These chomps are something to watch out for and shouldn't be friended.
I was talking to mike and apparently your girlfriends a big chomp.
by whosaidwhattt January 18, 2024
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Chomp-a-liteous

Chomp-a-liteous
Is a disease some people get...when they have a bad urge to eat some pussy!
Excuse me Miss ...can you please help me?.....
I gotta bad case of Chomp-a-liteous
by Muffinmuncher1966 April 18, 2018
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Chomp

Verb
1. A reaction to a statement or question in a non positive or accepting sense.
If someone calls you out and you respond with 'what' or 'no' or such like, verbal or non-verbal, they can say chomp and laugh in your face.

>>> Hey you look like the creepy guy from that movie.

<<< What! No I don't!
>>> Chomp! Bahahahaha

A chomp can be avoided with agreement
>>> Hey you look like the creepy guy from that movie.

<<< Cool
by Nibbles69 August 13, 2017
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The Chomp Domp

A sexual maneuver only for those who are well experienced, The chomp domp is where you find a gnome chompski and strap on a preferably 10" plus dildo. Then with preferred sexual partner, proceed to fuck them furiously.
Yo me and my girlfriend just did the chomp domp and we cant walk straight anymore.
by StormerFPS December 20, 2018
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The Big Chomp

The Big Chomp is the single greatest shark of the plenty of sharks that are in the sea. Even though his zodiac is the aquarium, his horizon goes far beyond the walls of a regular tank. He loves to swim to different shores and explore new things. His beautiful explorer smile is proof of that. With arms and a body like a Greek demigod, he is a great athlete and his tennis and mini golf skills are definitely top 2% (though not quite top 1%). His team spirit is unrivaled - not matter for which team he is playing on. Although he gets easily flustered (which is super adorbs by the way), he is still extremely tough and hard working.

He pairs great with high maintenance creatures from far away shores which thrive in messy areas (they might clean up for a selfie) and demand constant car rides plus storage of their stuff.

Arguably his strongest skill is telling awesome dad jokes. This skill is only overtrumped by his ability to explain these jokes in detail.

Like every shark, he doesn’t hate (indeed even likes) good pizzarrr, Pepsi Carola, and a nice PB & jelly sandwich.

If you ever catch this rare creature, you don“t want to let go if it…
Klukes: „OMG, I think a saw the Big Chomp at the bar during trivia night. I couldn’t stop staring. I would love to hang with him and have some pizzarr, but I think I am too intimidated.“
by klukeless July 24, 2018
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chomp choad

When someone sucks your dick or in rare cases when you suck your own. Also know as; blowjob, getting head, bob the knob, etc.
Susie aint great looking but man can she chomp choad like a pro... no teeth and she gargles the #manmalt when shes done.
by p-ro August 7, 2018
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