Champion's Law

If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.

Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."

by IronFozzie October 12, 2011

Champions 55

Glasgow fucking champions

When a dirty Tim says anything you say “ shut it prick fucking champions 55”

by Ibroxloyal June 4, 2021

champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation

Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir

by JewishGld April 3, 2020

champion cousin

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.

"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"

by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014

Breakfast Of Champions

Nutriotional Masochism

Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it

by O' Baba June 6, 2017

Fan Champion

A person who can fit an object the size of a pumpkin in there vajaja.

Hey Joe, wana become a Fan Champion?
That Fan Champion was like a hotdog down a hallway.

by HaddiFly November 27, 2009

Roller Champions

A game where everything u do looks cool

Roller champions is like skate 3 and rocket league combined, a masterpiece.

by OrkSlayer360 June 27, 2022