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Moby Catfish

A monsterous catfish. People who fail vibe checks gets fed to him.
John: Where's Craig?
Simon: He faild a vibe check and got fed to Moby Catfish
by The moist pelican April 10, 2020
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Korean Catfish

When a Korean guy pretends to be a member of the K-pop group BTS for the purposes of beginning a deceptive online relationship.
Oh man, He totally got her Excited on Facebook using a Korean Catfish by pretending to be Jungkook from BTS
by NewKnowledge April 10, 2020
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Delayed catfish

You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!

2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.

She's comfortable.

She's established a nest.

She's showing her true colours.

She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"

"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
by Bombastic Steel January 17, 2023
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Catfish Suprise

When one person that is catfishing hooks up with another person that is also catfishing.
Omg Look at rick he is about to get a catfish suprise, susie is actually a dude haha.
by Rich The Fisheman July 22, 2016
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catfish jerky

When a woman's labia become dry and cracked resembling jerky, but not quite as delicious.
Julie didn't wear panties for many days in a row, hang dryin' her area, causing a bad case of catfish jerky.
by Mattoland March 12, 2017
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Personality Catfishing

When you go out with someone and they seem normal but by the next date they change their personality into someone completely different. Aka their true wack self.
Simon was completely personality catfishing me. One day I thought he was cute then next he turned pyscho.
by Coral McFlynn October 17, 2019
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Angry Catfish

A sex position/act where you get catfished, but go along with it. Then pin the catfisher in a tub full of water while fucking them in the ass, and yell, "I've got a big one here!" It's best if you also have a beer and yell your fishing buddies name.
Thank god for the Angry Catfish. That one night stand would have been a bust without it!
by qTay June 11, 2020
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