this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
person A: where has matty gone?
person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
by festunga April 28, 2007
by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024
The long fringe that hangs from the arms of many tacky western leather jackets - sometimes so long and dense that it resembles the washing strips at car washes.
When her boot emerged from her Ford Monster Truck with a spur on it, we weren't surprised when the rest of her emerged wearing that tacky country-western leather jacket with the turquoise studs and thick car wash fringe hanging from the arms!
by Kreme De Mentia June 30, 2011
He stuck his dick inside his Indian wife’s hairy vagina, getting a wet wash as he enters her vagina followed by her vagina hairs drying his dick with each motion resulting in an Indian Car Wash.
by Oooo weeee October 15, 2022
by I AM POSEIDON April 02, 2014
1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
by theangryvegan May 26, 2019