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Canadian Car Wash

This is what happens when there is sex on top of the hood or trunk of a motor vehicle during the winter and some of the "residue" freezes to the vehicle.
"Jenny and I were really going at it on the hood of her car outside the hockey rink. I pulled out just in time, but it totally froze to her car! Jenny yelled at me for giving her car a Canadian car wash!"
by duder9898 December 12, 2013
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Three Cees Car Wash

Best car wash on the planet located in Herndon, Virginia. After you take your ride through Three Cees your car will look good as new. Three Cees Car Wash is well known for fast service and hard working employees. Members of Washington D.C. sports teams, like the Wizards and the Redskins, are frequent visitors.
"Yo, my whip is looking old and beat. I need to take this thing to Three Cees Car Wash so I can get my ride lookin' pristine!"

"Three Cees Car Wash is off the hook! No other car wash even compares!"

"If you don't take your car to Three Cees Car Wash then you don't deserve a license!"
by Dash Dice October 16, 2007
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cincinatti car wash

when you get four or more guys to spank each other off and then blow on a chick on the hood of a car covered in feces
oh my god we gave that chick a cincinatti car wash
by shdfsad January 12, 2008
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Mexican car wash

The Holy Grail of sexual positions.

They say it has been around for thousands of years, but only a select few know how to do it exactly.
I came close to figuring out the mexican car wash yesterday.

They say the Mexican car wash is fatal 53% of the time..
by The Code Monkey July 16, 2009
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Minnesota Car Wash

Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.
We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!
by mrs May 2, 2014
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german car wash

While having oralsex the guy is on bottom, licking the womans vagina, while she gives him a blow job. The car wash is complete once the guy has ejaculated on the women's face and she has cum on his face, their mouth's will be minty fresh.
That german car wash made me cum so hard on her face
by samnyst04 May 3, 2008
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Mexican Car Wash

The Act of tea bagging an individual after he/she has vomited upon your ball sack.
While going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over Richard's junk. As an act of retribution he gave her a Mexican Car Wash
by DrTeaBags July 18, 2009
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