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Craprica

Craprica is a contemptuous reference to the future TV series ‘Caprica’, a prequel to the canceled sci-fi TV series ‘Battlestar Galactica’. Discriminating science fiction fans expect the prequel to be canceled at the end of its first season.

The prequel is promoted as futuristic and delivering all of the passion, intrigue political backbiting, family conflict, etc. of ‘Battlestar Galactica’.

Disappointed, former fans of ‘Battlestar Galactica’, however, interpret the prequel’s promotions as doublespeak for a soap opera thinly disguised as a science fiction drama. These former fans expect the prequel to including all of the bad science, contrived shipper angst, nihilism, complete disregard for story continuity, and unresolved plot holes of the original show.
After watching what that douche ex machinist did to ‘Battlestar Galactica’, I wouldn’t waste my time watching Craprica.
by AuntyMouse April 12, 2009
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craphammer

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.
catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?
by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004
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crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or otherwise tell or relay lies and propaganda, particularly if done with foreknowledge that the "crap" is indeed "crap".
The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.
by taoteqingren December 10, 2006
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crapwich

noun.
A terd sandwich.

exclaimation.
An euphemism for the slightly more offensive, "crap" or "shit"
Crapwich, not just for breakfast anymore.

Crapwich! I hate it when I make mistakes.
by brown_ct March 13, 2007
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Crapference

A so called "Leadership" conference put on by companies who's managers are clueless.
I have a Crapference scheduled for the 25th of next month so I won't be able to get any work done.
by Tomicus January 31, 2009
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crapping flu

when a person has the stomach flu and continues to visit the bathroom to take a crap every 5 minutes
i have been going to the bathroom nonstop. i have the crapping flu.
by betbug February 11, 2009
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crap box

"Okay, let me show you how to drive this crap box." -Bart Simpson, "The Simpsons Game"
by This hour has 42 minutes June 20, 2009
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