J: Get ready Pooch, cause you're about to be served up a big ol plate of blindside butterbeans
P: Gets out because he's raggedy
P: Gets out because he's raggedy
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Isaac Butterfield... Easily the biggest shit cunt 'comedian' Australia has to offer... A-class hypocrite (goes on about how the 'vegan snowflakes' need to thicken their skin, but then makes a 30min vid of him crying about some Native American jokingly calling a white guy an "illegal immigrant"); Seems to love targetting the most socially disadvantaged groups relentlessly just for vibing (cos u know, apparently trans people are due for a challenge 🤡) so hes the lowest form of cowardly bully; is a fuckin millenial 'echoboomer' loser whom his base reckons is the peoples modern day, hardy, Ned Kelly, despite having a beard that waggles like a scrotom everytime he opens his supply-smooth punchable face; his range goes from "neckbeard teenager who hates women" all the way to "boarderline nazism" and he has not once done anything in his career that has ever brought anything, just hate... he just makes the world an even more shit place than it already is, and thats saying alot considering that we live in a world where 2 year olds get cancer
"Did you see that Isacc Butterfield guy's mental breakdown over reuseable woolies bags and how its racist towards white straight males?"
"No, hes a shitcunt and I would prefer to kiss a sewer rat over having to watch another second of that immoral shitcuntery"
"Yea nah same... cringe shit that makes Tony bloody Abbot look like David Attenborough"
"Yea so basic def: Isaac Butterfield= Shitcunt"
"No, hes a shitcunt and I would prefer to kiss a sewer rat over having to watch another second of that immoral shitcuntery"
"Yea nah same... cringe shit that makes Tony bloody Abbot look like David Attenborough"
"Yea so basic def: Isaac Butterfield= Shitcunt"
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2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
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