"What the heck is that....did someone open a pack of ham?"
"No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."
"No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."
by WillyCravemore September 29, 2020
Get the Butcher's Gust mug.Definition 1: A songbird that’s actually called a Shrike; found primarily in the Northern Hemisphere that’s a horrific little murder-fuck that impales prey on sharp objects such as thorns, and occasionally on barbed wire which looks totally kick ass. Shrikes are called butcherbirds by either British people or literal troglodytes.
Definition 2: A songbird of the Southern Hemisphere (Australia and places around that general area) that’s like a Shrike but has a longer, slimmer beak and is incredibly vocal. Though not closely related to Shrikes and their only biological relationship is basically just that the both of them are passerines, they also impale prey on sharp objects but to a lesser extent, preferring to just wedge their mutilated prey in the fork of a tree branch, often to the absolute horror of the innocent people that the butcherbird decided to set up camp in’s backyard.
Definition 2: A songbird of the Southern Hemisphere (Australia and places around that general area) that’s like a Shrike but has a longer, slimmer beak and is incredibly vocal. Though not closely related to Shrikes and their only biological relationship is basically just that the both of them are passerines, they also impale prey on sharp objects but to a lesser extent, preferring to just wedge their mutilated prey in the fork of a tree branch, often to the absolute horror of the innocent people that the butcherbird decided to set up camp in’s backyard.
Example 1: “Ahh, what a lovely day on the English countryside... Wait, is that butcherbird impaling that poor dormouse on that blackthorn? Fuckin baller”
Example 2: “Well it’s a bad day to be a Willie Wagtail, the butcherbird’s snagged ‘im!
Example 2: “Well it’s a bad day to be a Willie Wagtail, the butcherbird’s snagged ‘im!
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Boy, the rain really has done a number on these carrots, Jules! Let’s hope the Vegan Butcher can still hear their screams as he breaks them down.
by Mauro’s angels June 4, 2018
Get the Vegan Butcher mug.A crafty butcher is a street term for a man who likes his meat delivered round the back door instead of the more conventional front passage that most deliveries of that nature are delivered and its not to avoid the taxman if you catch my drift!
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In the pub.....
Sam: is that bloke alright?he keeps smiling at us
Luke: who him?,yea he's harmless he's a bit of a crafty butcher,likes his meat delivered round the back door
Sam: oh i see lol....likes extra pork with his two veg yea lol
In the pub.....
Sam: is that bloke alright?he keeps smiling at us
Luke: who him?,yea he's harmless he's a bit of a crafty butcher,likes his meat delivered round the back door
Sam: oh i see lol....likes extra pork with his two veg yea lol
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Someone who fucks (and ruins) a lot of asses.
Someone who fucks (and ruins) a lot of asses.
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